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A Schwarzenegger Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Saint Nicholas would soon be there.
When up on the rooftop, the patter of hooves
and a, "HO HO HO!" could be heard on the roof.
When down the chimney came Saint Nick himself
with toys for all children, in sick or in health.
As the presents were stowed and the stockings were stuffed
With candy, dolls, cars, sugar plums, and bits of fluff
Then a loud boom from behind, as the door slammed open wide
Santa turned around and who did he find?
His hair was jet black, his jacket was too
A pair of sunglasses, and crocodile skin boots.
From his boots to his shades he was covered with ammo
he wore the expression of a disgruntled Rambo.
As Santa considered diving for cover
Arnie pulled out a gun and screamed, "You are one UGLY MOTHA @#$%ER!"
The bullets came flying, in a shower of lead
Santa dove behind the couch, his mind filled w
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